Genesis

So we googled "how do we blog?" and here we are. This font is called font and that is all we could figure out.

We need to set some ground rules:

1) Queen Vagine will waterboard any fag hag who attempts to usurp her 'mo Throne.

2) Fatty will handle formatting and stylistic choices for all blog content.

3) Twink Puppet will promise to keep his dildo out of the freezer at all times.

4) The Analyst will stay at work until told to come home. Someone's gotta pay for the ice luge. And by ice luge we don't mean Twink Puppet's masturbation accoutrement.

Now what do we do?

(Five minutes later)

We'll be back later. We're going to go craft funny and get back to you.

(QV&Fatty)