Showing posts with label bag of dicks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bag of dicks. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Bag of Dicks

So as if coming home to an 80 degree temperature difference didn't make me feel like a big enough bag of dicks....

8am, leave house, muling a laptop, a ginormo digital camera, a work bag, a NYC big girl purse, and 24 pound bag (not hyperbole)  of drop off laundry. I take one step outside and take the biggest digger of 2008. Land flat on my ass (and wrist) surrounded by roughly a dozen people. None of whom help me.  They merely point at me, muttering, "Americana, Americana".

I guess it takes a building or two to fall for New Yorkers (even illegal immigrant ones) to care.