Wednesday, January 30, 2008

stinks

queen vagine has been away only 24 hours and our house is completely malodorous. it seriously smells like sick, wet dog. the sink is full of dishes. the bathroom smells like ass - and all kinds of ass, including ass hole, ass poops, ass sweat. 

it's impossible to move. the exhaustion in the air is overwhelming. or maybe it's the sickness. i heard about sickness. and i heard it's in here. 

plus general malaise. the languor. the unmedicated depression. and i'm not just talking about our mice, which are surely tired of eating from moldy dishes.

i think, though, the stench is surely from the lack of feminine queefing that usually overpowers the place, providing a flowery aroma that reminds me of petunias. i miss this queef and would like the queef back. 

queen, come home soon. it stinks without you.

1 comment:

fuzzy mimosa said...

Juxtaposition is a beautiful thing. I am sitting in a conference room, in Benin, with the entire Board of Directors of our integrated rural African development problems reading about how the lack of my supposed queefs (which I imagine is pluralized to queeves) renders life not worth living. Priceless.

In honor of our microloan program in Benin, I will now take out a micro credit and my income generating activity will be to market "Eau de Queef"