Friday, February 22, 2008

One (wo)Man's Treasure


Dearest Twink Puppet,

I think you lost something. Perhaps you didn't even know it was gone. I found it though, and kept it for you because I love you. You left your used green floss in between the cushions of our couch and it got stuck on my foot (see left). Thanks, I'm gonna thread my eyebrows with it.

Schmooches,

Queen Vagine

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