Thursday, February 14, 2008

V-Day at our virtual boozenest, the IntraWeb.

Greetings from Twinkpuppet.

QV: Brown and blue is totally cute: Especially if they're argyle. I can't stress the argyle enough. Argyle knee highs are fucking precious.

Analyst: Don't fly to DC! How bougeious. Caulk and float, bitch! The bus isn't much slower than flying, if you count the all the boarding crap. Plus you can take all of the liquids you want. I'm buying a gallon of contact solution. Why? Because this is America.

Everybody: Tonight? Singles awareness late night dinner anyone? Even if it's just a salad cook-off in Brooklyn? (Is that too Cathy cartoon?) I'd be into watching The Wire tonight. Nothing will improve my singledom valentines day outlook like poor black people.

4 comments:

fatty said...

i believe this should also be tagged "black people"

Britannia said...

I'm sorry, no one wears argyle... are you serious, don't listen. And if Queen Vaj wants to walk though my door in DC, there better be no argyle. Love you always, kisses!

Kathryn M said...

Your country's flag is pretty much argyle. Betch.

Britannia said...

I'm warning you... My neighbours don't like us much as it is, if they see argyle they'll probably have a condo meeting to evict us.